Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2377 views       Funny

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Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,




piyar k geet gungunate
hain,




Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,




Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....

They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
Hight of Friendship..

Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai


"Mohsin"


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1 Ghanta Sobha





1 Ghanta Shaam


or


1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
SEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"


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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat

Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds Showroom"




Guess Y?


















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