Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
  

May, 25 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2054 views       Funny

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Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn




K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota



Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota




Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.