Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
  

May, 25 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2067 views       Funny

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AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.

Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!


Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected