A Machine invested

A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3002 views       Funny

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils

" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,



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Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES

Aur


93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her


Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?



The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.


Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Agr Kisi Chowk

Per
Apko
Lady Trafic
Wardenpasand Aa
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K Ird Gird
Chkr
Lgain
Or JAB
7 Chakr
Poray Ho
Jain
To Uska
Hath Pakrain
Or Bolain
Bidhai Ho Bidhai
Aj Se Tum Ho
Hmari Lugai. . .>
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.