A Machine invested

A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2338 views       Funny

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1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,


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"GHALAT -SALAT"
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!