A Machine invested

A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2606 views       Funny

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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic


Think



Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?


Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.


HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.


Haommmm !!!


Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.


::sMs G@MBlr::
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
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?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-