A Machine invested

A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2454 views       Funny

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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

Rasila as RUS''MALAIE

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana


Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye





















Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.

Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)