A Machine invested

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

May, 15 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2240 views Funny

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Arz kiya hai... "Irshad..Irshad"

Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.

Gabbar : Arey Oo

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,

''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
Once again
Happy Birthday

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

**Preaty **Karina **Amisha

**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

n o t h i n g i n

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

jab hamare sar per

jab hamare sar per baal hote thay
hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay

patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya
main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya

angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah
qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya

23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay
aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay

ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai
baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->

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A Machine invested

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