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A Machine invested
A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
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May, 15 2010
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aaj meineiy faisla
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.
LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
Maine Kaha Dilruba
Maine Kaha Dilruba
Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne Kaha Kaise nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
1nce Mother In Law
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…
Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?
Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
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wxyzwxyz
msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....
JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''
bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?
Shopkeepar: Haan hai.
Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
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