A Machine invested

A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     1958 views       Funny

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Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."

Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."