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A Machine invested
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A Machine invested
A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
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May, 15 2010
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Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
zardari k ley bura w
Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?
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"
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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo
Suno..............
Mehsoos Karo
Badal Ki Garaj
Bijli Ki Chamak
Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond
Tum Se
Cheekh Cheekh K
Keh Rahi Hai
AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->
Sardarji was asked,
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
After a quarrel..
After a quarrel..
Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
n0w bush replies 2
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
Ppl say opposite attracts...
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured
Not Like U Jahil :P
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
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