Shortest Fairy

Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "

She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)

May, 20 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2110 views Funny

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Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,

Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,

piyar k geet gungunate
hain,

Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,

Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds

Wat Wil Its Mother Say?

"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"

The fight we had last night was my fault,

The fight we had last night was my fault,

my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

hahahahaha

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

french our anceste

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)

height of a music lover

height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

yeh arzoo hai meri y

yeh arzoo hai meri y

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

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