Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
  

May, 24 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2263 views       Funny

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Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

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BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.