Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum



PAKORAY le k ate hen!
  

May, 25 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2219 views       Funny

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Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

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Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
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Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''
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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












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sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
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Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
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Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

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A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Power Of One ...


One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->