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What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???
Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
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May, 19 2010
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pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
You r a DOG
You r a DOG
KyuN Bura Laga Na?
Par Bura Mat Mano
DOG means..
D=Demand
O=Of
G=Girls
TUM SACHE,
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
apun wishing you a w
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
True But Funny Fact
True But Funny Fact
A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho
K
Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??
Shaadion Main Khaana
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........
Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi
Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha
pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
LXS 2154
LXS 2154
LZM 5421
LWA 5421
LEA 8745
Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
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