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What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???
Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Biscuit maker''
Biscuit maker''s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I''ll become a Krack-Jack
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Lot kar
aa jao
please
main ne
yaqeen karo
"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
bina pese ke nahi koi haal
tum bhi kangal
hum bhi kangal
to phir aao khhelte hn
MISS CALL MISS CALL''
3 stages of life
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Wife Opens d Door.
Sharabi asks Who r u?
Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?
He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy
Receiver: Kon ?
Caller: Me Chaudry
Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan
Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
A cigrete shortns ur life
A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
free call from any n
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
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