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ghajani effect a b
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
dad tumharay unfit
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
What Is The Difference Between A Nicel
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
.
.
.
Dekhta hi gaya…
?
?
?
?
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
2 bache ache hain
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
faqeer rupia dede b
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
aankh hee na royee hai
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
~< SUnehri Baat>~
~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
.
.
...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat
Or
Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey
Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar
Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
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