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May, 17 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 3310 views Funny

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B.V Lani hai

B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,

J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.

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2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

It''s the sweetest

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Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
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Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

2 kids wr lying 2get

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Mosafir taxi drive

Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..

Ya Allah Ya Rehman Ya Raheem

Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo...

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