Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->