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May, 17 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3365 views       Funny

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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten





1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey






2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao





Itna




Uppar Jao





Itna




Uppar Jao



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Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->


Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.


Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna