Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
