Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...
mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai... tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe... A PUblic Service msg fRm ...
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"International Donkey Day"
hay.
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