Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
