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How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?
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By LAUGHING. . .
How. . . ? ? ?
B''coz
''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood
Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai
Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere
Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
Santa found answer to the
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
''Oooooooooooooooo
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''
A Boy Going In Car.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying
In The Middle Of Road.
He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
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