How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?









By LAUGHING. . .










How. . . ? ? ?













B''coz






''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
  

May, 19 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2160 views       Funny

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Sara Kuch Theek Hy
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Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
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When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein





"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"