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Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......
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u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
Phoolo ko phool pasand he
Phoolo ko phool pasand he
Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he
kisi ki pasand se hame kya
hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he
wah wah
be your style
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
Aur barbad hogya
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
Choosing Career
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Piaas Lage To Pani
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .
Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
''Plz don"t read this Nahi to
''Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''
TV pe Bomb
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
A normal human
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....
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,
Wah g Wah...
,
kiy kehna...
,
Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,
Sub Ne Kaha...!
Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F
Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..
Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"
WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
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