Agar Koi Yeh Chahay

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay
Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......
  

May, 20 2010     261 chars (2 sms)     2792 views       Funny

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