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''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .
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''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''
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May, 24 2010
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