''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''
  

May, 24 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
''Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: Kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..

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i will MISS U yaar....
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!