''Aap ko bohat bohat

''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
  

May, 24 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1967 views       Funny

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Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...


Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !


Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?


Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
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Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->