Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro

Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye


" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "

Plz Meri Madad Kare''n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->
  

May, 13 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2725 views       Funny

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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?


Who is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog is MAINDUCK
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
It Takes 1000 Workers To Built A Castle

Elven Players To Win A Match

Eight Semesters To Complete Engineering

Two Hearts To Make Love

But

A Single Woman Is Enough To Make A Home Sweet & Happy

Let Us Thank Our Mother

Love U Mom . . . =)
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)