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Submit SMS
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro
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Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye
" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "
Plz Meri Madad Kare''n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Astronomers Say
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor
1 kharb
1 arab
1 karor
1 lakh
1 hazar
1 so
1 dafa
I LOVE YOU
Meri jaan
Mery chand
Mery sohny
Mery pyary
PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?
''Jo log garm pani m ''
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????
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..
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Sochoo.
..
..
..
Me Batata Hoo
Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.
Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,
Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,
Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,
Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,
Aur
Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
?
?
?
oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.
''Boy: what will u give
''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''
Similarity between chewing gum & begum
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
Press down if u like me
Press down
if u like me
So u like me
so sweet
Ok
u can stop
Enough plz
Stop it
this is 2 much
Oh my God
Ok Ok
i like u 2
Uff,Crazy fans..
Mere sath chalo gi
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Funny!!!!
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
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