Doctor Seikh Sy :

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

May, 14 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2692 views Funny

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Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: Eida matlab.. ?

"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM

WAh WAh

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM

wAh wAh

KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->

Where did love born

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,

DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,

D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,

SoNe sE pEhLe,

MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->

commandar safegaurd

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

BHAKT - Bhagwan

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->

santa tum guitar ba

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

ab to 100 percent kh

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)

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