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May, 14 2010
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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?
Socho,
Aik aur dafa soch lo.
Nahee pata, to suno
"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
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Remember
Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor
Pappu.
Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya
Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
Height of telling a lie
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Dulha Apni Nai
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye
" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
Tumse shadi kar k
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
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