SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3200 views       Funny

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Enjoy Kro

Ma Aaj SE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K SAth Ja Raha Hon
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.