SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3952 views       Funny

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Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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