SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3550 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=


After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
.


"Chadti Jawani" !!!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...