SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3352 views       Funny

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
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Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna

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Itna
Itna

Itna
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Itna
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K
Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P


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Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
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Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)