SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3276 views       Funny

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___/_DON_\___
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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....


So

PlZzZ




Avoid Looking At Me


I Don''t Want To






See You Die ... ;->
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.


Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
.
.
.
K.
.
.
.
Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat



"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"
Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!