SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

May, 12 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 3612 views Funny

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"

Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"

"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Corporation "

Wrong

Than

Now It Is

"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Ceased" ... ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

Try this magic

Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho

CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.

CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you

wife:Suniye zara

wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi

Aadat Or Ada Me

Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA

Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

IQ of 50

What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.

husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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.
.
.
.
Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

A beautiful dress is of no use

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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