SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
  

May, 12 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     3959 views       Funny

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WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????































SocHo......????





















Nahi Pata....!!!!
















Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!