SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

May, 12 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 2903 views Funny

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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..

Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..

Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..

Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...

Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

1 ActressDukhi

1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->

Azadi Moqay Per

Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

girls are like internet domain names

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''

Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?

Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?

Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!

larkiyon se dil laga

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"

To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.

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