Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     4139 views       Funny

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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?









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Aray Idiot




Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

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Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!