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Why do men like love at first sight
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Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight
Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
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May, 24 2010
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Malkin:Tum saFaI
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .
Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?
NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
One There Was A
One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
If U Hve Any Problem
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
1 ghar main twin
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:
"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
kareena kapoor once said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
.
.
.
.
.
"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?
What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?
You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?
Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha
Moral bY
Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
Why are wives
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
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