Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     4068 views       Funny

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GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Sorry! Galti se ye msg aapko send ho gaya niche mat parhna niche ghalat salat likha hua hai.
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GHALAT-SALAT"
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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