Boy: BUS aur LADKI

Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
  

May, 21 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2231 views       Funny

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hai

smart

bohot
wo


hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
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niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid


womain







confused
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:

1.mobile

2.automobile

3.girlfriend

Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->