Santa : People

Santa : People
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
  

May, 21 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     1564 views       Funny

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A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon

DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
''2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!''


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)