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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
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May, 21 2010
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Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,
Jo jatay hain un k peechay,
wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,
Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,
wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
''Crime doesn''t pay..
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
modern dictionary
Modern Dictionary:
*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Passenger:Bhai
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
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Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''
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Maths Teacher
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
A Boy ToLd his Friend
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
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