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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
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usa every year edisons birthday
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
shaitan sam tmhari
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
Thandi hai CoFFe
Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, Aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
sardar ka radio
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
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dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Jalwa Hy
Kia Style Hy
Aur
Kia Smile Hy
Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy
Aur
Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
hight of hasrut w
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
apple or blackberry
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...
He Replied:
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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
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