Fresh Flowers for you...

Fresh Flowers for you...
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???



Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
  

May, 22 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!


In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.


student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

"AATE"

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...


Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!