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Flowers..?

Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..

May, 22 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2577 views Funny

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Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.

Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Man:My wife is too good.

Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk

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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..

Shaadion Main Khaana

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....

Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And They Got Married. :-)

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

Arz kiya hai :

Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.

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