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Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?
2 Sides Hoti Hyn
Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
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''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?
Rab kare apko sab mily Himut
Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar
Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?
.. LAALCHEE ...
Din Main Sota Hy
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy
"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Nothing is permanent
Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life
Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Married!
Choose 1 Option:
Choose 1 Option:
If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs
If U r..
christen=sms me
If u r..
hindu=miss call me
If u r..
sikh=no answer
Ab faisla kar Lo!
Saare Gawahon
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
apna bacha ab chalne laga hai
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
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