Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
  

May, 18 2010     214 chars (2 sms)     2925 views       Funny

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girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
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“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
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Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
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Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff



Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->


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"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.


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Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
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