Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
  

May, 18 2010     214 chars (2 sms)     3408 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...







Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


?


?


?


?


?


?


?


?


?


Its A Milk Truck ... ;->

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
.
.
.
Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar

rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa

tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to

usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa

Mai Mra hu yE sIr

MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
Always try 2 send nice msg,Bcoz jab teri saanse rukegi to,Log kehenge saala harami tha,Per sms achay bhejtatha...!!! ;-) "Just jokeing"Bt i m serious


Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->