Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
  

May, 18 2010     214 chars (2 sms)     3092 views       Funny

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A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)


Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




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SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"


Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.
Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P