Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?

2 Sides Hoti Hyn

Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->

May, 18 2010 214 chars (2 sms) 3197 views Funny

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New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone

JIN.Admi se

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

Arz kiya hai-

Arz kiya hai-
Apke chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai,
Apke chehre par udasi ankhon mein nami hai
TATA namak Istmal karo aap ko IODINE KI KAMI HAI

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

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pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

1 box wasnt opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

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Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

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