Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha

Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
  

May, 13 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2108 views       Funny

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Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



?


Give up?


?

?


Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white


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Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-

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Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->