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non smokers vs smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
all brokers have bec
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
you have been warned to slow down
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P
Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Husband And Wif
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
news alert koi
NEWS ALERT !!
Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De
Mat Khana Plz
Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna
Q
K
City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Light can replace dark
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
..
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum
Khayalon mai Tum
Dil main Tum
Baghon main Tum
Sapnon main Tum
Yaadon main Tum
0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
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.
.
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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
GEO KAMEEENO...
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