The Most InteresTinG

The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi

''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.

FARAZ

Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Teacher: What d

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher

Why Did The Statue

Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

Ye Badalti Rutai''n

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf

KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

I Got Zero Marks in Exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

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