The Most InteresTinG

The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->

May, 20 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 1987 views Funny

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Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn

Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na

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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

sum1 kills amirs gf

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?

birthday is the main

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.

A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Aik GADHA tha,

Aik GADHA tha,

Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

jab hota hai tera deedaar

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

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