The Most InteresTinG

The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->

May, 20 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2686 views Funny

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Ik adme chupkay say

Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

if they get

if they get together then y willl they become social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

father n son

Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Hav U evr noticed

Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!

Man:Janab

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

if i had a flower fo

If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

What is da similarity

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->

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