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Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
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Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
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May, 22 2010
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WhaT IS Emotion?????
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
Teacher 2 Santa
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
There Are 4 Animal
There Are 4 Animal
Species A Woman Needs In
Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,
Mink In Her Closet,
Tiger In Her Bed!
And Of Course A
Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.
par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.
khalo kia yad karogey
Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
''Aankhon main nami t
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,
Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
Find ur Japanese Name:
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
"SWINE FLU" .
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
Woh to aj bi hamain
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
husband and wife
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !
Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !
5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
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Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..
ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
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