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Two sardars are driving
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Two sardars are driving
Two sardars are driving
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
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May, 22 2010
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Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy K
Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy
K
Jawabi Sms
Laazmi irsaal Kren
Jawab Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi
Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
sood haram hay
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Bivi Ne Kaha.
Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
An Interesting Line
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:
"If You Are Able To See This,
Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!
Mat jao!
Plz mat jao!
* +
Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise?
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?
niche dekho..
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively..
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Ghanti Baji
Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya
Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai
HMmm
Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
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