Shohr:Bagum mera

Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha

May, 21 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2433 views Funny

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Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar

"Darzi"

Samjhay panchvi fail :-D

Bin laden''s son was

Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.

Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"

He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

''''Kia aap k mobile

''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai

Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

if you are inLOVE...Press Down

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

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Shohr:Bagum mera

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