Shohr:Bagum mera

Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha

May, 21 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3101 views Funny

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i love u bolo

I love u bolo

mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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in the absence of no

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.

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Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men ...

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Follow Woman ...

''mobile deshese CALL

''mobile deshese
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chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?

Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

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“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta

Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his

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Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu .

Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .

Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

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Man: sir i m married,

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Dada apnay poatay se:

Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

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