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Shohr:Bagum mera
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Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh
Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen
shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen
Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
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May, 21 2010
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Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
Zarori Ilan!
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
kya ap abhi tak kanwari hain?
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
aaj k baad jis kisi
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
funny
Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
jungle attendence....
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
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S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
FATHER:
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
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