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May, 21 2010
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Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Panjabi Women
''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To
Joke in 1 word
Joke in
1 word
"sardar"
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2 words
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sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
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4 words
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The Game"
Teacher:
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?
Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha
K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho
So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
Next Ik Month Tak
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi
"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay
"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Mjhe Pata Hai
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho
Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai
Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho
Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Once there was a Well
Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
''Jab Jab humein
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
After watchng the pepsi advertisement
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
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