A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3785 views Funny

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Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"

Ek Dost Dosre Se:

Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."

Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"

Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

U know my engagemnt is fixed

U know my engagemnt is fixed

Its after 73 days

Surprised!

After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D

Wo khush ikhlaqi.

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

pathan to shopkeeper:

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

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Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai

Plz try www.tuba.com

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

Pappu: Teacher,

Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.

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