A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3417 views Funny

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preszardari has ord

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

Height of embarrasment

Height of embarrasment

Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p

Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

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??????

==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->

I like 3 things...

I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...

Pizza to eat...

Pepsi to drink...

& you to clean the table.Hahaha.

Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"

Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.

bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

ek kana kisi ladki k

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

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