A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2523 views Funny

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Eid zaroor aata haai

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Dont Know

Ok

I Tell U . . .

Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

i hide my tears

i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

ek pathan bandoq le kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

pathan yaar bakray

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Ghalib

Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

American : "our dogs find bombs"

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

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