A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2590 views       Funny

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BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...

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kaise?
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nahi pata?

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main batao?
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M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"


"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"


"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"


"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->
"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main
Rony Main

Jagny Main
Sony Main

Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''