A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2461 views Funny

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NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
.
.
.
Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

Sardar To His Friend -

Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.

apni pasand ka numb

Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Santa

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

kal shab jo dehka kh

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

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