Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….