A girl askd her boyfrnd:

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A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
  
May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3699 views       Funny

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many many happy retu
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:











1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
kuch nae howa tha
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Idiots
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,
shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,




Dono bhai mush and bush
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
2 Hijade Shaadi
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance. Use Bellow Trick .
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

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