A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3282 views       Funny

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M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
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Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;


teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai



t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

A.T.M CARD

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........