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May, 19 2010
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love knows no reasons
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.
Hum Fizaon K Badalne
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte
Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain
Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Height Of Facilities..
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
HA HA..... "LOVE"
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
RONAY se chehre pr pimple
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga
2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga
3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga
4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
Women recall every
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
samajh to tum gaye ho
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
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