A sardar goes

A sardar goes


A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
  

May, 26 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3157 views       Funny

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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:









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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)