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Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

Jul, 22 2013 107 chars (1 sms) 3254 views Funny

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Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

''MUNNA BHAI

''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''

ek dost ne doosrey s

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,

meri jhukki nazroon

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

in soft gleaming nig

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B"DAY 2 U...

happy 1st january

*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

pathan to doctor

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,

Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.

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