RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2076 views       Funny

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Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!











KyUn Ke. . .


































MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. .
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''


Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne


Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,


Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.


hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"