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Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
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SaNtA BaNtA Se:
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
''When i open my
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
memon at petrol pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa
KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
Winter is going 2 start...
Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..
Mamon... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!
hahahahahaahah……..
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