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NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

May, 15 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 1889 views Funny

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5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

kon kambakt marne k

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He

If Columbus had been a Married man

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

story once a fis

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???

A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->

Be-izzati No 1

Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->

ek sharabi 3r flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

ramzan shareef me loadsheding per sabr

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->

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