Do Parties K

Do Parties K
Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?
  

May, 18 2010     270 chars (2 sms)     2364 views       Funny

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Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
Heer Said To Ranjha :

"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"




Ranjha Said :
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"Saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
How Wud u Differentiate

Between


Murgha & Murghi






Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?











Simple Hai








Throw A Stone. . .






Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha


Aur


Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->