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A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client
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By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His
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May, 18 2010
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What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
To The S.H.O,
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
FILM dekhni hai ?
FILM dekhni hai ?
Dekho
INTERVAL
THE END
Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
A couple was
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
larkiyon se dil laga
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY
LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn
Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do
Q k
Hum Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy ... ;->
talibanhm buht jald
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Pakistan means
Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,
jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..
Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
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