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If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
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May, 25 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 1692 views Funny

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Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Chubby Cheeks,

Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?

defence me 1 bangla

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->

yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..

Funny

"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga

Or

Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K

.

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( '.' )/"
<) (
_/ \_
Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.

2 Men searchig for

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

If U R In A War,

If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->

Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

H i g h H e e l s

H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

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