What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2740 views Funny

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A psychological study

A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late

~SHARIF LARKi~

~SHARIF LARKi~

khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->

dard bhara sms

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bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D

Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->

A Student Attached

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Shikari dost say

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

ishq ki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

If people says you

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

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That''s me . . . =)

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