What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2821 views       Funny

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Jab se tumhein jana hai,


Jab se tumhein paya hai,


Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,


Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,



''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
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So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

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Happy Balance Day... ;->
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..