What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi
Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came
He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding
It Was Diamond
He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."
