What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2741 views       Funny

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Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?

Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi

Han Naale Hamari

Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy

Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy

Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum

Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.


Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,


Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye




......ali..........