Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
  

May, 24 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2697 views       Funny

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Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: Eida matlab.. ?







"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?
















No Risk . . .











Really











U Just Have To















Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

"FARAZ",

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-
The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...