Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
  

May, 24 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     3133 views       Funny

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Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe

Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe

Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe

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Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!
All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what

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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?


Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?


sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...


Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''

Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?









Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re