''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
  

May, 24 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2577 views       Funny

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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?























Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
The best day to propose a gal/guy




april 1st ............!





















if she/he agrees then its ur luck





















if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!


Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.