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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye ;->
Some Funny Signboards ...
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
shahrukh khan k ghar
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
Na Waqt Se
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Aarzo
Se
Na
Udasion
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Khuloos
se
Pyar
Se
Bare
Ehtram
Se
Poray
Dil
Se
"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
On Television
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''
Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!
TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Sorry Yar Tmhre
Hise Ka Roza Mai
B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To
tO
to
aaj apni dosti khatam...
Aur
Kal sa phir shuru
ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
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