Diff B/w Ignorance &

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
  

May, 14 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2551 views       Funny

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ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
'''' OYE ''''















































'''' HOYE '''' ;-
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

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Donoo Mar Gaye

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Khattam Khanai

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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->