Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

May, 25 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2340 views Funny

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a beautiful dress is

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

apni property mere naam kar dena

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)

B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5 Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

or...

Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...

Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..

GEO MUSHARAF.......;->

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

.
.
.

Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Ladkiyon ke college

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.

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Ajab shaks ho tm

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