''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
  

May, 24 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2592 views       Funny

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Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :


1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



then...





then....







......












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look in the Dictionary... ;->
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....