American. Chinese. Pakistani.

American. Chinese. Pakistani.
American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.
  

May, 25 2010     314 chars (2 sms)     2041 views       Funny

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marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female