Diffrence between

Diffrence between
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
  

May, 21 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2773 views       Funny

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Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)



A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Power Of One ...


One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->
''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''