'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"