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Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
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May, 21 2010
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if columbus had been a married
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
JuDGE
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
Lamha lamha Faza mein
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,
Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,
Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera
YAÄR
Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
Wife: "1 More Word
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
Subah SMS Sham SMS Din Men SMS Raat Men
Subah
SMS
Sham
SMS
Din Men
SMS
Raat Men
SMS
Ghar Men
SMS
Office Men
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir Kya Hai
Ye SMS ?
?
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!
S= SUB Ko
M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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