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Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
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May, 21 2010
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Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Aap ka roz subha ko
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Arz Kia Hai
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Zara Gaur Farmayega
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
1 Medical student ne apni
1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????
Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?
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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Sardar proposing
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
...
...
...
...
Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Reaction of Girs Wen
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
Poor girls
My Money
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My Debit card
Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
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