Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
