Diffrence between

Diffrence between
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
  

May, 21 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     3356 views       Funny

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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat wud
U do if..


U lose me
1day?


























































































So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
I

Looked




4


U


Up






Down

Left


Right



Here



There



Everywhere


just




2

sprAy








MORTEIN.... ;->
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->