Diffrence between

Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!

May, 21 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 3146 views Funny

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You are so smart

You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,

Gee nahi gee:-

Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''

kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
.
.
.
2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

When u win,

When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory

But

When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say

Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.

Maa Bete Se:

Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->

How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

what is the diff. b/w

what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies

Light can replace dark

Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,

U KNW WHY?
..
.

Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

fat man dr main pa

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

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