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Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
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May, 21 2010
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safar main neend nahi aati hai
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,
Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,
''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,
HaHaHa.....!
Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaa
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.
kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.
isi lye kehtay hain
bachay 2 hi achay
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
WAH..
tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya
Yaar
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Duub Gya
Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha
Romeo Bhi nahi
Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti
Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Elan-e-Aam ...
Elan-e-Aam ...
Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko Dain ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
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NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
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