Koi ladki hume thukraaye,

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
  

May, 20 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2866 views       Funny

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I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.

Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya



Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha



K



Light Chali Gai



Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi

Se Bola



*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->


A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
.
.
.
.
Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!