Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
