(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
  

May, 17 2010     327 chars (3 sms)     3245 views       Funny

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A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)