(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

May, 17 2010 327 chars (3 sms) 3087 views Funny

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pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Shuru

Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha

main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo

jo

jo

jo

mera sms perh raha ha

Send me msgs only in these timings

Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM

baki time tang na karna

Height of embarrasment

Height of embarrasment

Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

I''m Not Well

I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

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