(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

May, 17 2010 327 chars (3 sms) 2796 views Funny

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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)

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Remember

Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)

twice h0liday in a week applied

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

6 reasons to prefer guns over women

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

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