(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
  

May, 17 2010     327 chars (3 sms)     2809 views       Funny

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Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye

Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!

Teacher : Kya
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja

''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?

Meinay kaha

''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe

Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM

Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen


na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen



kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo



najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
u r a donkey,
d 4 decent,
o 4 outclass,
n 4 nice,
k 4 kind,
e 4 excelent,
y 4 young,
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->