tip of da day 3

tip of da day 3

"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

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Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
  

May, 06 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2557 views       Funny

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Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

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Donoo Mar Gaye

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Khattam Khanai

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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
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daeR
sihT
egasseM..
Cofused?
Read each word from right side.
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !