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tip of da day 3
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"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
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1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
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Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
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May, 06 2010
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Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
i am acha
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...
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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
How Are You Dear
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
dua hai ki kamyabi k
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Tom : How should I convey the
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
confusing day in America?
Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?
Chhirrr
No!
Charrr...
No
Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai
Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
"Shame Shame...;-))
Will you marry Me...!
Will you marry Me...!
Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
.
KHUWAB.. :-D
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