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"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
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1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

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Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

May, 06 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2319 views Funny

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''2 friends, “see” & “saw”:

''2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!''

Ager pakre gaye to tere s

Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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D D D..
NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Masha Allah

Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n

Ya Allah

Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...

Please Drive Carefully

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...

Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)

adnam saami se

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho

Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!

Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen

Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!

I LOVE U

"TAPAL CHAYE"

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Do u want 2 see this

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.

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