tip of da day 3

tip of da day 3

"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or




Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
  

May, 06 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2889 views       Funny

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Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
U r sweet like Tom,


cute like Jerry,


Naughty like BugsBunny,


Clever like Alladin,


Strong like Popye,


In Short,



Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.