1 day a monkey looked

1 day a monkey looked
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.


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If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->