1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
